Roast IX: Who the f**k is this guy?

<b>So, the roast of Obsidianfire has started!</b> Since you all need your thinkin time, we'll give til Sunday to think up something-something. ;) Discover the man behind the name, the .. uh. Man! In his own vocalized words. :)

..Yeah here's the interview:

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1. What do you do the few times you are not at your computer?
Uhh.. ( you're not typing uh are you? ) Hang out with friends, eat, shower, play xbox, wonder why I'm not at the computer.

2. What is your favorite of your posted videos?
My favorite would have to be.. I dunno lemme look. Honestly would have to be Minus the Bear Pachuca Sunrise, or Lorraine goes to the dentist.

3. How many avatars have you had since being a member? What were (are) they?
A shitload, and I'm too lazy to go find them. The majority, if not all of them, I've made myself using Adobe® Photoshop® software to manipulate and create images.
http://www.adobe.com/misc//trade.html#photoshop

4. What three sites do you visit most often?
Videosift, randompictures, and IAB.

5. If you had one super human power, what would it be? Which ability would you be least likely to choose?
If I had one power, it would have to be invisibility. You could do anything you want: steal someone's food, get free plane trips, poop in someone's coffee, scare the shit out of people by acting like a ghost, pants people you either really dislike.. or really like ;). The one I would least wanna have is probably the power to fart and it smells like strawberries, or the power to excrete hand lotion through my pores.

6. What is your ratio of SFW bookmarks to NSFW bookmarks?
Hmm.. I dunno how many bookmarks I have. ... Three out of 86 are NSFW.

7. Boxers or briefs?
Boxers.

8. What are your experiences with Mac OS, Windows, and Linux? Which do you use now?
I haven't used Mac OS except for once. I didn't really like it too much, I didn't like the way things worked out. I used Linux for two years, but I got sick of having to use Wine for everything. Now I use WinXP, it just seems easier. Plus I have live CDs, so if I ever really need to do something on Linux I can start it right up.

9. Would you most prefer to be involved in a monumental one-of-a-kind hiking expedition, working on a breakthrough cure for a debilitating illness, or presenting the discovery of a revolutionary new way to parse data?
I'd want to do the discovering a new algorithm one, 'cause I'm a nerd.

10. What is your favorite ice cream topping? Favorite (non-ice-cream-related) spice?
Hmm.. Good question. Chocolate syrup. And.. Jane's Krazy Salt.

11. Are you a tits, ass, or legs man?
Ass.

12. Name five hot celebrities you wish to see nude.
Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Liv Tyler, Angelina Jolie, and Rachel Ray.

13. How do you feel when it comes to extreme preachers of religion? What would you say to one if they came up to you in the street?
I feel like a religion is a personal thing for everyone. If someone comes up to me and asks me to turn to a religion I'll politely decline, and then if they keep going on about it I'll tear them a new one 'cause it's my life and up for me to decide what I will and will not believe in.

14. What's your favorite kind of soup?
New England clam chowder.

15. What's your spiritual history?
Raised Christian Baptist, deviated from that to Wiccan, decided it wasn't for me at all, and then became an eclectic pagan with beliefs from Buddhism, Hinduism, Native American religions, Existentialism, and Thelemism.

16. Your beverage of choice?
Hmm that's a hard one. Milk, MtDew, Jack Daniels. Not all at the same time. ;)

17. If you were going to be arrested and prisoned for 20 years no matter what you did, what would you do to go out with a bang ( or without one )?

It really depends on what I would be arrested for, but.. I would probably flee to another country and hide in an undisclosed location, and then show up at the end of my sentence and send a message to whomever was to arrest me and be like, OOH BITCH WHAT NOW?

18. If every illegal activity were to be made legal for one day, what would you do on that day? Pillage, thieve, sit on your couch and watch banned TV shows, what?
I'd leave my donkey in the bathtub.

19. How do you feel about the different kinds of body art ( piercings, tattoos, scars, etc )?
It's refreshing to see tastefully done body modifications, but I think you can go too far with it where it does irreparable damage to your body. I say I'm all for it, as long as the tattoo and the modification is done well and doesn't look like shit. Say it was a piercing, if it was done correctly and looks good on that person, then it's okay by me. Also, I have both my ears pierced to 12 gauge and a tattoo of a Scorpio glyph on my right arm.

20. Is your face clean-shaven or do you have a beard, a goatee or a mustache?
I have a full beard, but it isn't long.

21. List your five most cherished possessions.
My computer, and four cigarettes.

22. How were you introduced to video games? What was the first game you played?
My brother-in-law used to babysit me, and when I was little, about three-years-old, was when I started playing Mario Brothers on the NES.

23. What are ten of your interests/hobbies?
Watching movies, listening to music, talking, videogames, web surfing, web design, image manipulation, 3D rendering, programming, web comics.

24. What is your favorite memory as a teenager?
Getting a job with the school board as an IT technician.

25. What was your favorite childhood television show?
Peewee's Playhouse.

26. How would you describe your personal style/sense of fashion/taste for life/artistic flair?
Hodgepodge.

27. List up to five movies you really like.
Hackers, the Matrix ( just the first one ), Anchorman, Run Ronnie Run, Step Brothers.

28. Why have you stuck with the sift for so long? Is there anything that has made you consider leaving the site?
I stay at the sift because generally people here have good taste, so I enjoy what I watch. Plus most people are really nice, it's a good atmosphere. Nothing's really made me consider leaving the site.

29. Do you have any image(s) of yourself online that you're willing to share?
Me firin muh laz0rz.

30. What goals do you have as a Videosift member?
Publishing a video that I really enjoy.. Uhm. Self-entertainment? lol

31. Why do you upvote comments?
Usually because I agree with them or I find them funny.

32. What made you pick Obsidianfire as a username?
I mean look at it: obsidian fire. Imagine black fire, that's fucking awesome.

33. What are you afraid of?
Oddly enough, scorpions, and those fish that crawl into your weiner when you go pee in the Amazon.

34. Who do you respect the most on videosift?
Farhad or choggie. Farhad because he has a great mind and is pretty dedicated. Choggie 'cause he's got a great mind, he doesn't have a fear of being reprimended and tells it like it is in his mind. In other words he's got balls.

35. Does TCLC?
TCLTLRHC.

36. If you could go into the future, how far would you go? Would you go at all? What would you want to get out of traveling?
I'm always time traveling because by the time you're done reading this you will already be in the future. Oh wait, nevermind.

37. Cats, or dogs?
Cats.

38. When it comes to music, what are your tastes?
Rock, electronica.. That's it.

39. Have you ever done something incredibly girly like put your hair up in tiny pig tails, put on makeup, painted your nails, or tried on a skirt? ( for jokes, of course )
I did paint my nails and wear eyeliner one time. I was a total goth lawl.

40. What would your last meal, if you could plan ahead, look like?
Fried chicken, yellow rice, mashed potatoes, bacon, ranch, and stuffing, all mixed together.

41. If you could buy any computer you wish and have the money for it, what would you buy?
The best computer money could buy, period. [says in muffled voice] There's a headphone in my nose, lol. [continues to talk with it in place throughout the rest of the interview]

??. What is the answer to the ultimate question?
Fo Tee Tew.



Play nice. :D Also, who's selling the Obsidianfire figures? "Vender: On sale now, Obsidianfire action figures. Get 'em while they last."

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